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LaPrincipessa's picture

Via Buzzfeed: Tickle My What?!?

Alright, I have to admit, I have become compulsively obsessed with Buzzfeed.com. The website is hilarious and the content is even more so. I love it completely.

This new video titled, "Tickle my Vagina" is sure to go viral by the end of tonight. I can't describe it any better than the title does, so just listen and watch.

Is this every woman's new summer anthem? (Lyrics def. not safe for work, beware)



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Olga Wolstenholme's picture

Bring a Little Sparkle Into Your Life

I was browsing the aisles at the pharmacy the other day while waiting for my prescription to be filled, when I stopped in front of the hair removal section. They were out of the wax I usually buy, so I was looking for something else that could do the job when I noticed a box of pre-made wax strips that contained glitter. Let me say that again, glitter. Yes, glitter. The first thing I asked myself was why? I don’t know about you, but glitter body wax doesn’t exactly spell out high quality product to me. With all of the problems that can be caused by waxing: ingrown hair, bruising, etc, you would think that last thing on someone’s mind would be adding sparkles into the mix.

A few more thoughts ran through my head while I stood there in disbelief, “are they trying the make the experience fun?”, “are they trying to attract a younger clientele that just go crazy for anything that sparkles?” Whatever the reason, it just rubs me the wrong way. I mean, if sparkling green wax somehow makes the entire process more enjoyable for you, I’m not here to judge, I just wonder about the meaning behind it all. Can’t you just imagine some execs sitting around a table all pondering the next revolutionary idea when one guy speaks up and says “why not add some glitter?” The entire room wakes up like a roar had just rippled through every fibers of their beings “Yes! That’s it! Glitter, why hadn’t we thought of it before?”

And then I remembered something else, something my friend Liz had brought to my attention just a couple of weeks ago. Actually, if I remember correctly, she demanded an investigative report on a new trend: vagazzling, which, no kidding, is a combination between the words bedazzle and vagina. Yes, yes, that’s right, the bedazzler is the home appliance that was marketed to young girls who wanted to apply gems, beads and rhinestones to their clothing and accessories and now the same principle applies to your vagina.

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A new perfume based on the scent of a woman's vagina

Oh. My. God.  I have got to get a whiff of this.  Some company in Germany has designed a perfume that smells like pussy.  Apparently, they spent a lot of time on figuring it out and it smells like just the right mix of urine, sweat and vaginal secretions. 

I don't know how they make it, but I am having flashes of collection tubes inserted into comatose women without their permission and kickbacks to hospitals & nursing homes.  

I'm curious about the target market.  Is this for real women trying to attract men or is it for men that want take their fleshlight masturbating experience to the next level?

On top of that, they created this ad which combines all sorts of images and fetishes. 

Olga Wolstenholme's picture

Pornography Helped Betty Dodson

I recently read in Sex for One that Betty Dodson was convinced that she had abnormal labia since one of them was longer than the other. As she tells it, when she was a kid she thought that she had deformed them by masturbating too much. She even made a deal with God that she would immediately stop masturbating if the situation was rectified, only to eventually make a compromise with herself, which consisted of only masturbating on the shorter side in an attempt to even them out.

It wasn’t only Betty was in her thirties that she came to realize that her labia were perfectly normal and in fact desirable. Her lover at the time asked if he could look at her cunt and ashamed she told him what was “wrong” with her lips. Fortunately he assured her that they were perfectly normal and in fact beautiful. In an attempt to reassure her and show her that labia came in all shapes and sizes, he took out some porno magazines and showed her photographic evidence.

This was the first time that Betty was exposed to that kind of material and the experience blew her mind. She came to accept her own body by simply seeing that other women had similarly shaped labia and that our bodies didn’t all fit into one image of how things ought to look. 

Olga Wolstenholme's picture

Call for Beautiful Cunt PICTURES

Hi everybody,

I'm starting a beautiful cunt project...  Basically, on every Thursday, I will post an anonymous picture of someone's pussy. In the hopes of showcasing the multitude of infinite and beautiful differences that are found in female genitalia.  And in the process foster self-acceptance and put an end to "does that look right?" "is that normal?" and things of the like.

Now, of course to do this, I need some brave souls to send me a picture of their vag.  I'm hoping to put a first one up on Thursday.

If you would like to participate or if you know someone who would, you can send me an email and a picture, which should simply state your age, vaginal health (meaning explain any scars, operations, tests, etc), and your reproductive history as well as any other pertinent information you feel like sharing.  That can be anything from a pet name to your feelings and thoughts about your vagina.

The pictures can be of your pussy with your lips spread, or closed and at rest.  Optimally both would be good.  Just don't send me anything overtly sexual, meaning I don't want any picture of cock and pussy action or vibrators and the like.  Just your pussy please.  

Also, only over 18 years old pussy, please.

You can send any submission to my email address: olgawolstenholme@gmail.com and you don't even have to tell me who you are.  Use your dummy email account for all I care.

Have yourselves a cunthappy day,

Olga

http://cuntlove.wordpress.com

Olga Wolstenholme's picture

Female Ejaculation Part 5: The Vagina

Miss Mixed's picture

A user review for gel for the va-goo. (Known as BIO-FEM Instant Active Gel.)

While I have chosen a rather "comical" title for this review there is something very serious at the heart (or should I say vagina) of it.

Now, if like me, you are a female of the species. (Or you are dating one of these most alluring of creatures.) Or you own a biological vagina then you may experience the odd case of vaginal discomfort. You may know the cause, thrush, dryness, tight synthetic clothes or bacterial vaginosis (B.V.) Or the cause may be unknown.. But it's still a pain in the pant area... Well then Bio-fem is for you!

As a long term user of the Bio-Fem gel I can confirm that it cools any feminine troubles you may have 'down there.

The gel is made from a 2QR complex, this helps restore the vagina's natural PH balance, which is meant to be around 3.8-4.5 PH, as well as ensuring that harmful bacteria can't 'grip' onto the wall of the vagina. It also neutralizes the little buggering bacteria causing the discomfort and as the active ingredient 2OR is naturally based you don't worry about chemicals.

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How do I love thee, genitalia?

To kick off my posting at SexGenderBody, I've decided to share my sonnets, which some people have already seen. I wrote them both in fun, but I think it's a good way to begin a conversation about our private areas. I often take for granted the level of comfort I have with my own body, and would like other people to achieve comfort with their own bodies. I don't feel that subjects regarding our bodies should be taboo, and that includes activities involving our bodies (yeah, I'm talking about sex and masturbation people!).

Anyway, these sonnets (check the meter and rhyme scheme if you want--they're sonnets!) are written specifically to a penis and vagina, respectively. You can view their original postings here and here.

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Below the belt. (A vagina and labia users guide.)

 

Just like children vaginas don't come with a manual telling you how to care for them. You may point out that my metaphor is a bizarre one but there is an element of truth to it. You aren't told about general vagina care and this is something I feel must change!

So over my years of owning the said piece of equipment I have come up with some top tips that will keep you and your vagina in harmony.

Water: Now I know this is something said at basically everyone about most aliments... But good vaginal health comes with drinking water. Drinking water regularly through out the day will cut your risk of bladder infections, which can cause vaginal and sexual discomfort. Also, for those of you prone to infections it will dilute any bacteria and toxins in your urine making it easier to pass water.

Clean hands and sex toys: Make sure you keep any sex toys, your fingers and finger nails clean! This may seem an obvious one but you don't want a self inflicted infection or cystitis just because you couldn't keep your unclean mitts off of your yearning bits! You can get vibe wipes from your local sex shop. If you have long nails make sure you clean the dirt form under them and keeps them clean.

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