Free Speech, Tolerance, and Big Fuckin' Tits

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Free societies kick ass.

 

 

Freedom of speech and expression aren't nice and, for many, aren't very pleasant to look at. That doesn't mean those freedoms are completely awesome, just that we have to stomach, or ignore, lots of stuff that may offend us. For example: An uptight suburban Christian – a real American, damn it! -- will get a tad uncomfortable if he witnesses free speech in action in the form of a 20-person multiracial orgy while I, dreg of society that I am, would be delighted to witness such a spectacle. Then again, I vomit if I have to listen to a recording of the late Jerry Falwell who, under the First Amendment, has (or had, before he went to hell, har har har) the right to say whatever he wanted. However, I also have the right to say that Jerry Falwell, dead or not, should have a huge black cock forcefully jammed into his stupid fat corpse's mouth.

The First Amendment is one of the coolest amendments; it gives us fun-loving citizens the right to say piss, dick, cunt, titties, twat, faggot, kike, nigger, pussy, retard, and dingleberry ass-fuck, all in good fun! Furthermore, we have the right to pull our pants down and do innumerable, and often disgusting, things with our genitals, even if our neighbors really hate it. And, dear readers, every one of us should be willing to die for the right to say whatever type of offensive shit we want.

 

Americans love to say that we dig freedom of speech, but many of us don't. Yeah, you're probably thinking about the usual perpetrators of censorship; the Christians, conservatives, Republicans, and similar tight-asses. But they're not the only traitorous fucks who would like to keep certain people quiet. Don't forget that many liberals and politically correct brownshirts totally want to force others to shut up because they don't like what those people say, just like the censor-happy asswipes on the opposite side of the political spectrum.

If you dig the culture and industry of adult entertainment like we do, you get super pissed whenever a tight-ass screams that porn demeans women, ruins our moral fiber, and (insert any generic and dubious anti-porn blabber here). You probably think that our right to adore big sets of rockin' knockers without the interjections of Christians, sexual prudes, and those annoying anti-porn feminists, is vital to America's freedom of speech. And you're right to think that, but the idiots, prudes, and hypocrites who trash the adult industry have just as much a right to their views as we do. Of course, their views and speech tend to lean toward censoring ours, but fuck man, that's what happens in a country as awesome as America; no matter what those assholes do or say, we have the moral high ground (no, really, we do). Our love of big bouncing titties, gang bangs, facials, and all that other 'depraved' stuff falls under the most American freedom of all, and that's the freedom of speech. It's personal freedom, the right to privacy, especially our right to privacy about any and all matters about what we do with our privates, even if what we do with our privates is sometimes made public (on our own accord!).

Now, we shouldn't be worried about getting the other side to agree with our views, tastes, or ideas, just as they shouldn't worry about getting us to agree with theirs. We just have to tolerate each other. Yes, that word that sounds so fruity when spoken by many liberal, khaki-wearing sociologists, “tolerance”, is a totally awesome concept. For instance, I find the average American (and by 'average American' I mean Fox News' definition of the term) to be a totally brain-dead moron with no critical thinking skills and, I'm sorry to say, a penchant for enjoying being led around by their asinine fucking noses. I can dislike those ignorant dingleberry ass-fucks as much as I want...however, I will tolerate their existence.

And that's what we should value about our freedom of speech. Hell, that's what we should fight and be prepared to die for. Your neighbor has the right to spew all the racist, bigoted, ignorant, asinine bullshit that he wants. You, on the other hand, have the right to call him an asshole. The difference between this American value and, say, the Chinese equivalent is that you, nor your government, have the right to run over your idiot neighbor with a tank because you disagree with him.

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I like what Voltaire had to say about freedom:

arvan's picture

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

- arvan

The best thing about freedom

letseatcake's picture

The best thing about freedom of speech is that it provides idiots with a soapbox, helping us identify them quicker.  

yes!

arvan's picture

I agree.  They're doing us a public service.  Like ol' "Baron Harkonnen" aka Rush Limbaugh.

- arvan

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