So I'm one of those horrible, horrible, horrible people who enjoys Oral Sex...Great.

Merda DArtista's picture

 I don't like doing the whole "XYZ obviously hasn't gotten laid" song and dance routine, but after viewing clips from Dr. Phil's diatribe against THE TOTAL EVILS of oral sex, I have to wonder if the good "doctor" has ever experienced it for himself (it's pretty fucking fantastic, if I do say so myself).

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I fit into that whole 15-19 years old age range that Phil is talking about. And if I'm supposedly getting paid to perform blowjobs, then where the fuck is my goddamned check?* Apparently in the World of Dr. Phil and Ms. Oral Sex Is the New Goodnight Kiss, girls who enjoy sex=whores and whores=BADBADBADEVILEVILEVILDIRTYDIRTYDIRTY.
 
Did anyone consider, even briefly, that teens of all genders just might perform/receive oral sex BECAUSE THEY LIKE IT?????????? Not to mention that Phil's introduction about having parents picture their "little girl" performing fellatio is really downright creepy and disturbing.
 
Not to mention that there are plenty of women at both my high school (and both of my colleges) whose popularity has absolutely nothing to do with their sexual experience. In fact, there was a considerable amount of slut-shaming going on, which is equally disturbing in my eyes.
 
And while I don't doubt that there may be schools were students have sex on the dancefloor during their prom, in no way should this ever be considered the norm.
 
Like it or not, teenagers are going to experiment with sex. We have been doing so for thousands of years, and if we didn't, then there wouldn't be much to the human race. So please, for the love of whatever deity (if any) that you worship, stop treating us like children/the scum of the earth.
   
*I must confess that I briefly considered exchanging blowjobs for art supplies as professors kept o requesting things that weren't on the supply list. However, the deals at the Artists Trade Show prevented that from happening. For the time being. 
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Merda DArtista's picture

Good God

Olga Wolstenholme's picture

 " *I must confess that I briefly considered exchanging blowjobs for art supplies as professors kept o requesting things that weren't on the supply list. However, the deals at the Artists Trade Show prevented that from happening. For the time being. "

That last part me me laugh, out loud, a real honest to goodness chuckle. I would like to just say that I hate Dr. Phil with a passion. I can't stand to look at the guy, let alone listen to ANY of the crap he spews for any period of time. I wouldn't sit through one of his shows if you paid me. 

 

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